::sigh::

First off, I am happily married, and have been for a while, but when Jillian went out with Jack tonight on The Bachelorette I kind of wished that was  me (as I'm sure every woman watching was).  From the moment he got the one-on-one date, I knew it would be something special.  There were so many sparks flying, it could have caused one of the california wildfires.  Send the other 19 guys home to their mamas and just choose Jake.

Now there are 19 other guys there (oh wait, now there are 14 guys) let's look at some of them.

Michael-my pick if Jake wasn't there.  He's sweet and nice, but not jake.

Mark-not enough screen time.

Jesse-dude makes wine and turned down Italy for her...he's cool.

Wes-wigs me out a little.  Don't think I could be locked in a safe with him.

Brad-he was a bit annoying while with Wes.  Reminds me of Frogert.

Kiptyn-She likes to make out with him, but when she went in for it, awkward.  He's hot though.

Juan (I love how Chris over emphisises the "J" with an "H" sound Haw-wan.

Tanner P-still with the feet.  Send him home.

Tanner who wore the green shirt-didn't see him a lot tonight, but still cute (not jake)

Robby-seemed nice enough.  Made her a great looking drink...not really something to build a relationship on.

Guy in the Speedo-thank you for not pulling a Brian and going Naked.  Little too much of that tonight.

Can't remember the rest, but they are not Jake, so they must go home.